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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

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hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

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pomeranian2:

When you accept a 24 hour gig on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and your bitch runs out of energy in 2 1/2 minutes

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konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

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givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye

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